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Tidying Up For Oscar [The Clip Show]

· Yo! Oscar! Over here! It’s the 80th Annual Academy Awards Sunday evening, and good things invariably come in extremely round numbers. As is our custom, we’ll be liveblogging the entire, bloated affair. Live! (Did we mention that already?) It promises to be four-plus hours of wildly inebriated fun. Be there: 5 p.m. Pacific. And if you can’t spend it with us, then we hope you enjoy catching Hepatitis A at Madonna’s. That should be a good time, too. · Pop quiz: What do Lindsay Lohan, Marilyn Monroe, two boobs, and innumerable freckles have in common? Hint: Dina Lohan couldn’t be prouder. · What’s with Where the Wild Things Are? Leaked screen tests. Poor audience responses. Possible plug pullings! · For fans of Can’t Stop the Music, and just about no one else: Steve Guttenberg to boogie back into your hearts on Dancing with the Stars. · My dinner with Clooné. · Scarlett and Natalie are willing to go there for Boleyn. But can the same be said for Christina and Reese? · OMG! Hepatitis scare at Ashton’s 30th birthday! We know…He’s only 30! · “Paging Dr. Pinsky. Dr. Pinsky to admissions.” · J-Lo’s gemini miracle fails to enthrall a nation. · Hobble your way to digital satellite clarity! · The lavender Idol monster is back, dragging along some controversy and Apple riding piggyback. · Put that broken heel under your pillow, and just maybe, Shoe Fairy Neil Patrick Harris with put a brand new pair of Louboutins under your pillow.
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